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by spacewarp (Pilgrim)
on Jul 19, 2001 at 13:05 UTC ( #98008=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

I was walking through the mall today, and I happened to spot a store selling Perl buttons! Check 'em out!
FLOGGINGS: { REDO until $morale_improves; } my $mess; { local $mess; GOD: bless $mess; } if ( $day !=~ /sunshine/ ) { $day = $night; } $whoever->laughs[-1] = "Slowest thinker"; if ( $you_can_read_this ) { $you = "Too Close!!"; } my $preference = "rich/stupid"; my $inner_child = "twisted little bastard"; no Expect::Spanish::Inquisition; $hand[1] = "different fingers";
Answers: {
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
God bless this mess.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Whoever laughs last thinks slowest.
If you can read this, you're Too Close!
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
My inner child is a twisted little bastard
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
On the other hand, there are different fingers.
}

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