Virtual machines to the rescue!
C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl
C:\Documents and Settings\User\Desktop\temp>perl test.pl
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Seems that it does not always return a haiku.