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How to connect with remote mySQL DB
Where on earth did you get dbi:mSQL//www.db4free.net/aghpisos from? I can't see anything remotely like it in the doco for DBI or DBD::mysql. Wherever you got it from is buggy and needs fixing.
... or glasses. ;-) My damm-fool eye doctor has started writing prescriptions with two lens-powers on it ...
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
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