in reply to Help with regular expression
s/\((\w+)\=/:$1\(/g then Re^2: Logic trouble parsing a formatted text file into hashes of hashes (of hashes, etc.).
Update: scratch that, that doesn't work.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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