################################
package Code::Police;
################################
$Code::Police::VERSION = 2.1828;
# Last updated August 1, 2001
#
# Module: Code::Police
# Author: Ovid
# Date Created: August 1, 2001
# Purpose: This is the Code::Police module. Provide this module
+to programmers who fail
# to use strict and most of their coding errors will be
+instantly eliminated.
# --------------- Maintenance log ------------------------
# Date:
# Programmer:
# Action:
# --------------------------------------------------------
INIT{if(!exists$INC{'strict.pm'}){unlink((caller)[1])}}
"Ovid";
__END__
=head1 NAME
Code::Police - Enforce rigorous coding standards
=head1 SYNOPSIS
#!/usr/bin/perl
use Code::Police;
=head1 DESCRIPTION
This is the Code::Police module. Provide this module to programmers w
+ho fail
to use strict and most of their coding errors will be instantly elimin
+ated.
=head1 COPYRIGHT
Copyright (c) 2001 Ovid. All rights reserved.
This program is free software; you may redistribute it and/or modify i
+t under
the same terms as Perl itself
Ovid assumes absolutely no responsibility for any of this dreck. If y
+ou use this,
you will rot in the 8th circle of Hell for all of eternity.
=head1 AUTHOR
Ovid <dev@null.com>
Address bug reports and comments to dev@null.com. When sending bug re
+ports,
please provide the version of Code::Police, the version of Perl, and t
+he version
of the operating system you are using.
=head1 MISCELLANEOUS
Why are you reading this? No one actually B<reads> POD. You must be
+a loser. If you
have to rely on the documentation to figure out what something does, y
+ou're probably one
of those wimps who uses strict. Screw documentation. Do what you alw
+ays do and ask someone
else how it works.
This was inspired by an offhand joke by merlyn L<merlyn@stonehenge.com
+> at a Damian
Conway talk. He is, however, not responsible for this and shouldn't b
+e held liable if
you're a bonehead.
=head1 BUGS
August 1, 2001: Currently, this program will not work if any other mod
+ule is loaded that
uses strict. I could have tried to code around that by using a bunch
+of evals or something,
but so what? It's a joke.
=cut
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