|We don't bite newbies here... much|
++ on your node.
When I read the OP's job wanted as posted by kvale my first thoughts were:
Is this an ad or a job listing? It mentions NOTHING valuable for determining that the job on offer is worth MY time to even look further. It is all "Marketing Monkey Hooey".
If a job offer reads like a TV ad, it is (IMNHO) obvious that the people I would work with/for directly had/have zero input in the hiring process... And I should think about jumping to that ship from this one?
Every job listing should have zero buzz words and a good amount of hard data. No, you don't have to give out "trade secrets", but you do need to list real skill sets that you require, and those sets you will be willing to "bring up to speed".
"All too often people confuse their being able to think with their actually having done so. A more pernicious mistake does not exist."
--Moraven Tollo in Michael A. Stackpole's A Secret Atlas