|Perl: the Markov chain saw|
I would like to propose an alternative option:
First, we as a community must raise funds to help combat these terrorist infidels. Then, we hire a concoction of the US Delta Force, and ancient Chinese Ninjas to assassinate them and their families while sleeping.
In the event we can't target these sly trolls, knowing that he is already learned in Java we should do the next best thing; and, begin using the PMM'S (Perl Monk Mercenaries) to systematically assassinate people that post here. We might find him, and we might not. It is a risk I'm willing to take.
Either that or we can just turn the other cheek....
All in favor? Feed me!