This reminds me of NetPositive, the web browser that comes with BeOS
. All of it's error messages were haiku (haikus?).
I've done some searching, and this
is the best collection of them that i could find. When i first installed Be, i spent 40 minutes or so entering bad urls just to see the poetry.
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