Grab a selection of your favorite beer|wine|pop|soda|water|beverage of choice, sit down at your browser, and enjoy!
Take one sip when:
- Someone asks a question in a section other than Seekers of Perl Wisdom or Q&A
- Someone asks a question in Q&A that should be in Seekers of Perl Wisdom
- Someone asks a question with a vague title
- Someone advances to novice, acolyte, scribe, or monk
- Someone asks a completely non-perl related question.
- Meryln replies with a pointer to his columns
- Someone asks a question already in the FAQ
- Someone doesn't use CODE tags
- Someone asks a homework question
- A reply to a node either states "use strict", "-w", or "you could have found that with Super Search".
Take one chug when:
- Someone donates to kudra's World Domination Fund
- Nodereaper reaps a node
- Someone advances to friar, abbot, bishop, or pontiff
- Someone starts mass-downvoting everyone
- Vroom posts
- Someone has a question about their own homemade CGI.pm
- Someone complains that they cannot install a module
- Someone compares Perl to Java|Python|C|C++|C#|any other langauge
- There are more than 50 Other Users
- There are no Other Users
- Someone other than Erudil posts an ObFu
- Someone posts a JAPH
- You see a new sponser in the ad banner
- Someone asks a question, stating that they're new to perl but their job requires them to get this done within a limited time frame
Down a can when:
- Someone becomes a saint
- Erudil posts a new ObFu
- Someone posts a Tutorial or Review
- Vroom posts with a non-site related node
- A node gets more that -20 reputation before being reaped
- Someone posts Perl Poerty that actually compiles with use strict; and -w
- A saint completely blows an answer to a question
- Vroom issues a Quest
Down the entire case when:
(Feel free to add to this :-)
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