|laziness, impatience, and hubris|
Perl Sub Lester is nice.
My Scalar Lester would work. (Alternate spelling Mai)
Anything with the first name Mai and a dollar sign before the middle name. Mai $Quinn Lester.
In that same vein, what about the semi-colon to end the name. Hate to have a multiline runaway... Mai $Foo Lester;
How about Gloria after Larry's wife? Heidi and Geneva from the kids...
A certain perl book author used to do drag as "Layla Chanteuse" before his big break....
I made that last one up.
Actually, I didn't.
Impaitence Hubris Lazyiness-Lester, Revenge on all the yokels named hope, joy, faith, etc...
That's my 1,400 Lire...