5 Perlimericks
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A team of aspiring Perlistas
Would type till their fingers got blisters.
But without their espresso,
The code was a mess, so
They had to take turns as baristas.
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A Perl coder sheepdog named Shep,
As a herder acquired a rep —
An array he did keep
Full of cows, goats, and sheep,
Then he gathered the sheep using grep.
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Said the Scribe, as his postings increased,
“An obsession? No, not in the least!
With my time I’m restrictive.
I know it’s addictive.”
At the last report, he was a Priest...
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An old coder’s wit (not a flash of it!)
Rejected my Perl (the whole stash of it).
He’d been coding all day
An associative array,
So I said, “Well, you’ve sure made a hash of it!”
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Said the boss, “Java’s pure and sublime;
To use anything else is a crime.”
But a rebel named Earl
Said “I much prefer Perl” —
And his project was finished on time.
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© 2012
Athanasius <°(((>< contra mundum
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