Re: Funniest Variable/Subroutine names

[MZSanford]

I, like everyone, use meaningful names, but, we have all had our moments of levity, so here are a few :

• &dont_miss_the_egress() - thanks Mr. Barnum
• $yonko_the_sane_variable_of_doom - from a 5 line temp script.
• %dung_heap - big HoH
• And, Wookie tends to put comments after use strict;, which i think belong here :
  
  • use strict; # only the bad ones don't
  • use strict; # if you want to live
  • use strict; # for world peace
  • use strict; # or else ...
  • use strict; # or wait til your father gets home
  • use strict; # [CENSORED] - many of these

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