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#!/usr/bin/perl while (our $year, $is, $ending){ my $wish, 2, @all_monks; @ISA, "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" or "Whatever" for @all_monks +; } continue { 2; join('me this', @$year) and bless \@all_monks, 'EveryWhere'; "With Season's Greetings"; } until ('next year') { "-Silent11" }