sub _update_store_list
{
        my $self = shift;
        my @stores = @_;

    return q{
        <h2>Bzzzt!</h2>

        <p>Don't play games with me, Your Highness. You weren't on any
           mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a
           restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this
           ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the
           plans they sent you.</p>

        <p>You're a part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor. Take
           her away!</p>


        <h3>I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that.</h3>

        <p>Contact Andrew to request any mass update to stores.</p>
    };