How do I do stuff?
Just do it. Stuff is best done by doing it. By not doing
it, stuff doesn't happen.
What do I do with this stuff?
Stuff. You do stuff with stuff. That way the stuff is used.
Do I really have to do stuff?
Of course not, you can just sit there without doing anything.
Well you do have to breathe and eat and use Data::Dumper
here and there. Stuff is good. Don't be afraid of stuff.
My girlfriend says stuff. Should we break up?
Of course not. It is common for a spouse to say stuff, you should
encourage them and stuff.