[] Albert Einstein for having stink foot
[] Albert Einstein for publishing a wedding contract from hell paper to his first wife.
[] Claude Shannnon for riding a unicycle at night at MIT
[] Edward Teller for being the template for Dr. Strangelove
[] Isaac Newton for the apple
[] Robert Oppenheimer for his in-depth knowledge of the Bhagavad Gita
[] Kikunae Ikeda for discovering the secrets of the soy sauce
[] Wilhelm Röntgen for the foundations of body scanners
[] Rusi P. Taleyarkhan for cold fusion
[] Alfred Nobel for his contribution to the progress on the battlefields
[] Donald Knuth for being such a great organist
[] Larry Wall for his website
[] Louis Camille Maillard for discovering why steaks taste good
[] Joachim Sauer for drinking coffee with Melania Trump
[] Richard Feynman for his bongo skills
[] Erwin Schrödinger for sleeping with his colleagues' wives
[] Erwin Schrödinger for cruelty to cats
[] Edwin Hubble for pretending to be a pipe-smoking English gentleman
[] Paul Dirac for speaking one word per hour when socializing
[] Yulii Borisovich Khariton for the Tsar Bomba
[] Andrei Dmitrijewitsch Sacharow for his third idea
[] Klaus Fuchs for his correspondence with Josef Stalin
[] Marie Curie for the shiny stuff
[] Hugh Everett for immortality, especially for cats
[] Hedy Lamarr for weaponizing pianos
[] Ada Lovelace for the palindrome
[] Nikola Tesla for the cool cars
[] Sigmund Freud for his Ménage ā trois
[] Sigmund Freud for donating his libido to the German Empire
[] Burkhard Heim for providing the missing link between science and mystics
[] Theodor. W. Adorno for his contribution to the reception of jazz
[] Other (please explain why)