in reply to You know you've been programming in Perl too long when...
5. You /msg your boss telling him to format his code properly.
4. You submit your colleague's new shirt for consideration -> Delete! Reason : Too 80s
3. You type "/me runs off to work" on a mail to your boss.
2. You proclaim "localtime(),All!" when you enter the office.
And the number one hint you've been on PerlMonks too long...
1. You ++ your spouse on her/his performance last night.
Note : Number 1 is purely hypothetical and I never did it. Honest.
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