in reply to (job) security through obscurity

I want to be the first to claim that the "Perl Sleuth's" website is hiring.

Free travel.
Free hotels,
work from home

All we ask is that you figure out this old Perl code.

See all you true-believers who hung in there, finally Perl is marketable. Name your price.

Free Camel Jockey iron patch, to all who apply
...... to distinguish you from all the other code jockeys.

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. ..... an animated JAPH