http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=147802

Ok not at all good but (in my eyes at least) funny.
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; open(F,$0);$_=<F>;chomp;$_.=<F>; s;^.*?\/(..).*?i(.).(.*?)\s.*?\ss(.)(.).(.).*; J$1$4 a$2o$4he$5 $3 ha$6ke$5!;; print;
See if you can guess what the c stands for in cjaph.

Darkling.
Think.