|Perfect for me.
|Okay, but my first choice was taken.
|Regrettable; all the good ones were taken.
|Chosen too quickly; I should have given it more thought.
|Poorly considered; people assume I'm a doofus.
|Too long for the CB; what was I thinking?
|My real name; blame my parents.
|Pretty bad, since I totally lack creativity.
|Coincidentally also the pseudonym of a local serial killer.
|At least better than something awful like 'Petruchio'.
|Not well-characterized by any of these poll options.
|419 total votes|