http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=206275

As you can see from this Google Search for Perl Consultants, I have the number one spot on the internet! Not only that, but merlyn has to take 4th place. And davorg? Ha! nowhere to be found. Therefore I run the premiere Perl consulting service. Period.

Just kidding. It's actually jsut the opposite. merlyn has been a boundless source of help and inspiration for me. and davorg wrote a great book on Data Munging, which has paid for itself time after time for me.

And what is funny is that typing in Perl consultant does not list me anywhere, so putting the words in the title of the page apparently helps search results.