http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=27590
Description: So this is probably the most useless module ever, but I thought it was kind of fun, because... I don't know. I like writing things that seem like English but are actually Perl, I guess.

Usage:

use Silly::Die; EXPR or die trying;
Where EXPR is, of course, an expression. For example:
open FILE, "foo" or die trying;

    package Silly::Die;

    sub import {
        my $class  = shift;
        my $caller = caller;
        no strict 'refs';
        *{"${caller}::trying"} = \&{"${class}::trying"};
    }

    sub trying { $! }

    1;