http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=382542
GaijinPunch has asked for the wisdom of the Perl Monks concerning the following question:

Yeah, it's a damn shame, but getting my provider to sort out this module is likely not going to happen.

My site layout has a top, left column, right column, and center area. I've got several scripts though, depending on what content you user is viewing. I would obviously want do each of the four parts seperately, as to not have to update 8-10 scripts every time there's a change. I'm at a loss. Please teach me.