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in reply to What I'd like to tell vroom on the occasion of his wedding:

"Oh, isn't that wonderful! You have finally found that special someone that you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Do you have a pierced ear? Because, a man who has a pierced ear is better prepared for marriage. He has experienced pain and bought jewelry" -- Rita Rudner.
Congratulations, mate.