I was born at an early age, went to school, discovered computers, and left.
I became a geek. I'd always been a geek, but never knew the term. I went to university, spent far to much time role-playing (or rope-layin as it was infamously misheard), and left.
I got a job, a new job, a mortgage,and left.
I now work for the Oxford English Dictionary.
No, I'm not answering comments about <cite>D'oh!</cite>