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That, and have pointers to my scripts here. ;)
But I definetly would go for perlskunks, and offer to do the artwork for it for free.
Also, check JustThe.Net to see if you can switch your ADSL to have a static IP address, so you don't have to do any magic. I know the folks there (that, and they're running an Earthlink Amnesty campaign).