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my $one = !$|;
my $one = cos; # Given that $_ == 0.
my $one = $>/$>; # Effective user ID.
my $one = $(/$(; # (Space-separated list of) group ID(s).
my $one = $)/$); # (Space-separated list of) effective group ID(s
my $two = length $:;
my $two = $^F; # Note: system-dependent.
Start selling my possessions on Ebay
sell parts of myself
Try selling my relatives
Lobby my boss for a pay-rise
Use my black credit card
Code the next killer app (in Perl, of course)
Code some killing app (using some evil programming language, of course)
Create my own crypto currency
Start a Ponzi scheme
Get a loan from my bank
Get the money directly from the bank
print the required money myself
Do something else (please specify)
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