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use slack;

by thabenksta (Pilgrim)
on Apr 11, 2001 at 23:47 UTC ( [id://71831]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

#!/usr/local/bin/perl -w use slack; $hurry++; if ($project{'completiontime'} < $project{'estimate'}) { $bonus++; } else { die "canned"; } if ($project eq 'complete') { my $schedule = ''; my $activity = slack::new('IRC'); $activity->start('/join #perlmonks'); } else { my $schedule = 'full'; while (my $boss != 'looking') { my $activity = slack::new('IRC'); $activity->start('/join #perlmonks'); } }

thabenksta

my $name = 'Ben Kittrell'; $name=~s/^(.+)\s(.).+$/\L$1$2/g; my $nick = 'tha' . $name . 'sta';

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(redmist) Re: use slack;
by redmist (Deacon) on Apr 12, 2001 at 01:53 UTC

    Reminds me of the snippet that I have on my home node from h0mee:

    #!/usr/bin/perl use Slack qw(:standard); my $yeti = new Slack; praise q{Bob}; $yeti->stark_fist('GLOBAL');

    Praise "Bob" and Fuck 'Em if They Can't Take a Joke!

    redmist
    Silicon Cowboy

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