User since: Apr 28, 2000 at 09:57 UTC (26 years ago) Last here: Apr 28, 2021 at 20:36 UTC (5 years ago) Experience: 13247 Level: Monsignor (18) Writeups: 491 Location: Pittsburgh, PA || The Toadstool Email: <code>unpack('u', '1<VES:T!M;VIO=&]A9"YC;VT`');</code> Perl Joke: Monastic Hullabaloo Photo: On the back of a flatbed rail car in Sabah, Borneo circa 2001 Temptation: User's localtime: Jan 24, 2026 at 17:44 CST Scratchpad: View For this user: Search nodes

An intelligent chess computer would ask, 'Why does White always go first?'     -- John P. "Quill" Taylor

Why Mojotoad? Have you explained your monkly moniker yet? I have. Who am I? Just an ordinary creature, like you. Author of various modules on CPAN: HTML::TableExtract Finance::QuoteHist HTML::CalendarMonth HTML::ElementTable DateTime::Event::Cron Net::Silk Net::Nmsg Net::BGPdump Net::WDNS Net::Ncap

Nodes of mine that I like: Beast of the Number: Parsing the Feral Phone DateTime: 160 Journalism: 0