User since: Jan 06, 2011 at 17:16 UTC (15 years ago) Last here: Dec 06, 2018 at 14:34 UTC (7 years ago) Experience: 2222 Level: Chaplain (11) Writeups: 363 Location: West Midlands, England, UK User's localtime: Jan 24, 2026 at 14:15 UTC Scratchpad: View For this user: Search nodes

Consultant IT guy who sometimes codes in PERL, PHP, C, C++, BASIC, FORTRAN, COBOL, then in acts of further stupidity messes with MySQL, ORACLE, Postgres and MSSQL databases.

This explains why I sometimes write my PHP in PERL and vice versa.

Other party tricks involve Unix, Linux and, if I don't get enough applause, I also do Windows programming for an encore.