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CHEESE ROLL CALL ()


Sung to Semper Fidelis by John Philip Sousa. 

 
Pinky: A world of cheeses
       Deliciously made for you and me
       Flavors like Provolone and Brie
       Each with its own ethnicity.
       So many cheeses
       Are available all around the world for you to eat
       Especially good with crackers and meat
       A nice yummy treat.
 
       Thousands of cheeses
       The texture of some can be real gooey
       Others are quite firm and chewy
       Some are better when mildewy.
       Bountiful cheeses
       When you take a big whiff a few
       Will make you want to spew
       Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou
       A real stinkeroo.
 
       It's incredible just how many kinds there are
       From countries near and far
       It's really quite bizarre.
       Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small
       We proudly present to you
       The cheese roll call.
 
*Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly
*             pressed and smooth textured with a subtle
*             milky flavor which is clean and refreshing.
*
*Pinky: Welcome, Wensleydale!
*
*Cheddam: G'day! I am Australian Cheddam, an
*         innocuous, golden yellow, rindless block
*         inspired by Cheddar and Edam!
*
*Pinky: Welcome, Cheddam!
 
Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a fine,
              blue-veined cheese with a pale ivory paste
              and very dark veins traveling vertically
              through me.
 
Pinky: Welcome, Edelpil... Edel... oh, willkommen!
 
+Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a soft,
+      unpressed, naturally drained cow's milk with
+      white rind flora, molded into large flat disks
+      and ripened for three to four weeks.
 
Pinky: Thank you, cheeses!  I want to eat you all!
 
Pinky: Oh, how I like my cheeses
       Cheese from around the world
       Cheese is the taste that pleases
       Cheese from around the world (sing with me, cheeses!)
 
+some: Oh, how I like my cheeses
       Cheese from around the world (everybody!)
+all : Cheese is the taste that pleases
       Cheese from around the world
 
       Around this great big world
       Around this big cheese world
       Around this great big world
       Around this big -- cheese -- world!
 
Pinky: Mmm... yummy! Narf!
 
* - On the "Variety Pack" album, Cheddam speaks before Wensleydale.
+ - Brie speaks only on the "Variety Pack" album.
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