| User since: |
Sep 07, 2001 at 06:44 UTC
(24 years ago) |
| Last here: |
May 16, 2008 at 16:26 UTC
(17 years ago) |
| Experience: |
3310
|
| Level: | Curate (13) |
| Writeups: |
250
|
| Location: | New Orleans, Capitol of the Northern Carribean |
| User's localtime: |
Apr 17, 2025 at 23:55 -05
|
| Scratchpad: |
View
|
| For this user: | Search nodes |
|
<Hey What you lookin at Willis?>
<img src = "http://www.nolaflash.com/perl_monks/selfport.jpg" alt="Leggo Me by ReasonablyClever.com!" align='left'>
My name is Inigo Montoya...
New Orleans is once again home to a
Perl Mongers Chapter!!
I am adding this link while sitting in the meeting at Fairgrinds CoffeeHouse.
Monks I have met in person: garliquaprovidencia
<head>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.2">
n=1;
function shake_xy(n) {
var n= document.z.fred.value;
if (self.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.moveBy(0,i);
self.moveBy(i,0);
self.moveBy(0,-i);
self.moveBy(-i,0);
}
}
}
}
function shake_x(n) {
if (self.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.moveBy(i,0);
self.moveBy(-i,0);
}
}
}
}
function shake_y(n) {
if (self.moveBy) {
for (i = 10; i > 0; i--) {
for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {
self.moveBy(0,i);
self.moveBy(0,-i);
}
}
}
}
//-->
</SCRIPT></head>
Personal Details:
- I fell in love with computers when my 3rd grade friend got a tape drive
for his Commodore64.
- I wrote my first script, an image editor, in 1985 in Basic on an Apple IIe,
with a color monitor even!
- I couldn't hack Calculus so I got degrees in Psychology and Anthropology
at William and Mary.
- I am ecstatically in love/ driven quite insane these 19.5 years with/ by Rachel
McCaleb Watts, my wife.
- I sculpt, sometimes in bronze, and make ceramics and stained glass.
- I have a Masters in Special Education from the U. of New Orleans.
- I built my current desktop, an AMD K6.
- I stay home with Ezekiel and LOVE it.
- I returned to scripting via Flash (stop groaning).
- I make Flash and sites for a living now.
- One of my anims went to Comdex in 2001 representing Mindrigger Tech's steganography
app.
- I am a dilettante coder, I am doing this for fun.
Likes:
- Zeke and Rachel.
- Perl.
- Jerry Garcia and The Dead, Townes Van Zandt, Warren Zevon.
- New Orleans (Food, JazzFest, and Mardi Gras in that order).
- Vonnegut, Robbins, and Shakespeare (also in that order).
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, The Princess Bride.
- Freaks like me.
- Eros
Dislikes:
- My learning curve.
- New Orleans (cursing, littering, and spitting in public, in that order).
perlop
CGI
perlfunc
error message definitions
beginners OO tute
and perltoot
perlman:perldsc
References quick reference
perlvar
<script language="JavaScript"></script>
Edit New User Settings
|
