in reply to The room is dark, and your next move is ...

It wouldn't matter what I picked, my old computer would override my choice anyway and select the following option for me.

"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

"If the problem persists, contact the program vendor."

When I was a kid and I first played the original Doom this was about every 10-15 minutes... kid me just figured the computer police had made it illegal to shoot hellish monsters.

Just another Perl hooker - My clients appreciate that I keep my code clean but my comments dirty.