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The Top Ten Perl Poems

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on Dec 26, 2014 at 07:04 UTC ( #1111395=perlmeditation: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

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    package Tao::Book::1;
           (sub { $morning->{wind} = @_; return $morning })->(${'Tao of Pr
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                  only chaos of madmen.
    # warnings:   There is no warnings;
                  there WERE no warnings.
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    # The Cow
    #    by Ogden Nash
    @ISA = qw(bovine);
    push @cow, 'moo';
    unshift @cow, 'milk';
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    # Reflections on Ice-Breaking
    #     by Ogden Nash
    @ISA = qw(dandy);
    package liquor;
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    $parent = 000;
    $i != "want" => die;
    $i => some(time). s/never/born/ . @all;
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    scalar @monte_cristo;
    grep /Red October/, @_;
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    do # to the tune of
    'Mambo'; #5, apologies to Lou Bega
      return [instrumental bridge];
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    bless \@monks;
    $initiate = recv(MONASTERY,$enlightenment,$daily,0);
    $bishop   = join 'E','d','i','t','o','r','s';
    $pontiff  = push @monks, $improve;
    $saint    = 1;
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    use Carp qw/cluck/;
    return 2,$coop and sleep until $dawn;
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    #   The Doom of the Noldor / The Prophecy of the North
    #   J. R. R. Tolkien - Quenta Silmarillion
    sub shed{print shift}
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    substr("Erudil to the Monasterians", 0, 1);
    bless$ed, Perl;
    21 . Amen and amen;
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    use Carp;
    unpack fish, spices;
    push plate;
    END {meal};
    sleep now;

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