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  1. or download this
    package Tao::Book::1;
    
    ...
           (sub { $morning->{wind} = @_; return $morning })->(${'Tao of Pr
    +ogramming'});
    };
    ...
    
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    SHOCK:
    {
    ...
                  only chaos of madmen.
    # warnings:   There is no warnings;
                  there WERE no warnings.
    
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    # The Cow
    #    by Ogden Nash
    ...
    @ISA = qw(bovine);
    push @cow, 'moo';
    unshift @cow, 'milk';
    
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    # Reflections on Ice-Breaking
    #     by Ogden Nash
    ...
    @ISA = qw(dandy);
    package liquor;
    1;
    
  5. or download this
    require(AirGuitar);
    
    ...
    $parent = 000;
    $i != "want" => die;
    $i => some(time). s/never/born/ . @all;
    
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    scalar @monte_cristo;
    
    ...
    }
    
    grep /Red October/, @_;
    
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    do # to the tune of
    'Mambo'; #5, apologies to Lou Bega
    ...
    
      return [instrumental bridge];
    }
    
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    bless \@monks;
    $initiate = recv(MONASTERY,$enlightenment,$daily,0);
    ...
    $bishop   = join 'E','d','i','t','o','r','s';
    $pontiff  = push @monks, $improve;
    $saint    = 1;
    
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    use Carp qw/cluck/;
    
    ...
    }
    
    return 2,$coop and sleep until $dawn;
    
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    #   The Doom of the Noldor / The Prophecy of the North
    #   J. R. R. Tolkien - Quenta Silmarillion
    ...
    }
    
    sub shed{print shift}
    
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    substr("Erudil to the Monasterians", 0, 1);
    
    ...
    bless$ed, Perl;
    
    21 . Amen and amen;
    
  12. or download this
    use Carp;
    unpack fish, spices;
    ...
    push plate;
    END {meal};
    sleep now;
    

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