> Does this fit into your requirements
Absolutely not. My requirements are simple:
Then maybe (and that is a huge maybe) I may reevaluate if something new is worth writing under /usr/bin/perl again. Today the answer is a resounding "fuck no".
P.S. Golang the language (syntax-wise) is almost as shitty, and in places way shittier than Perl. Syntax is sugar: I have no problem copy-pasting code like an animal, provided my programs works, can push the resources I have to the max, and will continue doing so for decades.
P.P.S. You really should not care what I think: I have not been paid to write perl since 2018, and I am unlikely to do so in the future. Perl work on a resume is a liability these days, unless you are happy with booking-level pay. I am decidedly not your target demographic.