in reply to [OT] A New Everything ?

Forget a shared host, go with Linode, Digital Ocean, etc. $5/mo and all the power in the world. If you really need a shared hosting environment, get a cheap VPS (aforementioned) and get a cPanel solo license or look at plesk. You can do this. For maximal flexibility, go with any of the many Docker images for site/application hosting on said cheap-as-dirt vps.