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Perlimerick

Perl, once my ally, threatens now to become my nemesis.
Without her, perhaps, I'd be in line for a new genesis.
     But such is the enigma
     That she would bring such stigma
And place me, unexpectedly, into such antithesis.

Blessings,

~Polyglot~