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I was born at an early age, went to school, discovered computers, and left.

I became a geek. I'd always been a geek, but never knew the term. I went to university, spent far to much time role-playing (or rope-layin as it was infamously misheard), and left.

I got a job, a new job, a mortgage,and left.

I now work for the Oxford English Dictionary.

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