Is is possible to front-page a "perlnews" offering?
If so, perlnews node 1125759 deserves it... and if it's not, this note may call attention to a very funny story posted (credit where credit is due) by KurtSchwind.
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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