#define SIGILL 6       /* blech */
double value;          /* or your money back! */
short changed;         /* so triple your money back! */

/* we have tried to make this normal case as abnormal as possible */

echo "Congratulations.  You aren't running Eunice."
echo "ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!!  You may have to diddle the includes.";;
echo "Your stdio isn't very std."

I think it's a new feature.  Don't tell anyone it was an accident.  :-)

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying
to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi

cc -I/usr/local/include -D_LARGEFILE_SOURCE -D_FILE_OFFSET_BITS=64 -I/usr/include/gdbm -g -Dan_Sugalski -Larry -Wall -Wstrict-prototypes...