Re: If I found the source code for the Universe, the first thing I'd do:

[wjw]

Now that I think about it, I would probably run Perl::Tidy on it....

Only then would I set about driving myself insane trying to find the subroutine for humanity. Of course, I would attempt to make a couple of backups and then check the whole thing into Github with the best intention of letting everyone else play too...almost certainly bringing servers around the world down, thus ending open source as we know it...

Yeah..... well, maybe I would just look at it and leave it alone. Yeah, I think that would be wise...