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On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:

by shmem (Chancellor)
on Dec 01, 2016 at 11:12 UTC ( #1177033=poll: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

vote on On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:

My spouse
[bar] 14/4%
My children
[bar] 17/4%
My pets
[bar] 24/6%
My neighbours
[bar] 24/6%
My fellow monks
[bar] 9/2%
Wild Animals
[bar] 29/7%
Anybody
[bar] 33/9%
Nobody
[bar] 77/20%
Myself
[bar] 39/10%
Spies
[bar] 32/8%
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
[bar] 44/11%
Others (explain your deviation)
[bar] 46/12%
388 total votes
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Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by perldigious (Curate) on Dec 01, 2016 at 14:30 UTC

    Other: Coworkers, you forgot that important one as a choice.

    My coworkers are not "fellow monks", they are in fact mostly snake cult followers. :-)

    Just another Perl hooker - will code for food

      Yes, but one could argue that coworkers are neighbours (at work, not at home). I should have included "my boss (if any)" - or PHB - , people of money and power, politicians.
      Also missing: Paparazzi.

      Considering your case, I'm not sure if I would prefer them Snakies to Java Witnesses.

      perl -le'print map{pack c,($-++?1:13)+ord}split//,ESEL'
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by hippo (Canon) on Dec 01, 2016 at 12:15 UTC
    • The script kiddies who try to break into my systems
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by choroba (Bishop) on Dec 01, 2016 at 13:00 UTC
    • my exes (as in Ex, not .EXE)

    ($q=q:Sq=~/;[c](.)(.)/;chr(-||-|5+lengthSq)`"S|oS2"`map{chr |+ord }map{substrSq`S_+|`|}3E|-|`7**2-3:)=~y+S|`+$1,++print+eval$q,q,a,
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by blue_cowdawg (Monsignor) on Dec 22, 2016 at 16:34 UTC

    I guess on my neighbors....

    Funny thing is I don't consciously spy on anybody. The truth of the matter is I tend to trigger on things in my surroundings that are just out of place which my neighbors think is a good thing. Most of my neighbors are away during the day at work, most are double income households and my spotting a "delivery truck" where the driver was walking around the house, looking in the back door, etc. was greatly appreciated. Turned out it was what my gut was telling me and was an attempted burglary. The police were very happy to catch the guy and it turned out he was responsible for a string of burglaries around town.

    So, I guess I'll keep spying....


    Peter L. Berghold -- Unix Professional
    Peter -at- Berghold -dot- Net; Blog: http://blog.berghold.net Warning: No political correctness allowed.
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 01, 2016 at 20:16 UTC
    Other: not doing it
      Other: not doing it

      Which would be spying on nobody.

      $foo = undef; undef $foo;

      But then, of course, nobody is just anybody in some way.

      perl -le'print map{pack c,($-++?1:13)+ord}split//,ESEL'
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by eighty-one (Deacon) on Dec 15, 2016 at 17:47 UTC
    Does a FitBit count as spying on myself?
Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by sweetblood (Prior) on Dec 20, 2016 at 18:04 UTC
    My code

    Sweetblood

Re: On a regular basis, I'm most likely to spy upon:
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 12, 2016 at 19:00 UTC
    Just more prove that this place run by fashists.

      Yeah, fashists annoy me, and those fascist fashionistas have been around a long time. :-)

      UPDATE: Once again, I just couldn't help myself. These days the internet gives us access to weapons grade pluttrollium (or is it anti-pluttrollium in this case?) far too easily.

      Just another Perl hooker - will code for food
        your sun order going down

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