This was posted at Perl is dead over on blogs.perl.org with that title (here's the actual follow-through link to the real article). The title is over the top, but this topic has been brought up here recently, so I thought I'd put it here for our mathematicians/statisticians and other interested Monks.
Personally, I don't care. I love Perl, and likely always will. I have learned other languages while knowing Perl, but as I learn other languages, I just learn new ways to incorporate what I know into Perl. Learning new things and incorporating them into experience I've gained is how I approach everything anyways.