in reply to Eventually, "covfefe" will come to mean:
I think it'd make a good word for when you drink a lot of coffee so you have to pee.
e.g. "I drank 3 cups of coffee in the morning before work and I had to covfefe the whole meeting."
Or "I had to hold in my covfefe through the whole meeting because I drank 3 cups of coffee in beforehand."