Now that Perl 6 has an official alias, Raku, Perl 5 should also have one, and it should be...
- Flix - rhymes with UNIX®
- Piku - Raku and Piku sound like protagonists of an epic romance
- V - a roman numeral like C, but alliterates with victory
- Sebos - in Dalmatian mythology, Raku is the goddess of youth, while Sebos is the god of longevity [citation needed]
- Quilt - finely crafted from lots of patches
- 5lang - the language with 5 in its name, also somewhat like slang
- $LANG - like slang as above, only much more stupid
- Onion - blends well with the TPF logo
- Cowboy Neal
- other: [insert name here]
- none - Perl 5 does not need a nickname