Self Explanatory

[cayenne]

#! /usr/bin/perl

my $hope;

foreach $problem (@undone) {
    study $problem;
    $problem =~ s/eems/easy/;
    write ANSWER;
}

if (hungry) {
    chop $carrots and pop @dinner_in_oven;
}    

warn "not likely";

IN_ACTUALITY: {
    
    if ($trying) {
        $brain = tied $in_knots;
        redo;
        TRY: {
            pack brain_together, concentrate;
            last TRY;
        }
        truncate attempt, now;
        close BOOK;
    }

    chomp $cookies if hungry;
    pos $t_poetry if bored;
}

return to_bed and sleep;
cos time . gone;

[nefertari]

... and have to do so for the next 4 months (that makes 7 months altogether). Learning maths is difficult. And the reward? A Diploma in Mathematics.