Tux vs. Daemon

[jdube]

#!/usr/bin/perl
#A Perl poem by the masked JAPH

BATTLE:

     $tux chop($daemon);
     die $daemon;
$daemon dump($tux, $garbage);
     $tux eval($daemon) && $daemon study($tux);
$daemon tell($tux) #You will fall before me.
     $tux warn($daemon) #Back off, man.
$daemon chomp $tux;
     $tux kill $daemon;
$daemon die, bless(ed by-God), $daemon connect $fist, $tux;
     $tux close(garage-door on $daemon);
     $tux $feels alarm(because-daemon-gets-up);
$daemon bind($tux, railway-tie);
$daemon exec(ute) $tux;
     but $tux(is-immortal) && so-is-daemon;
so-battle-rages-forever;
$withoutEndAndNoOneIsHappy;

__END__

[Anonymous Monk]

Isn't it kind of cheating to use comments? I mean, why not just write a poem and put #s before every line?

[Anonymous Monk]

It doesn't compile either

[Anonymous Monk]

I know, I know... but it was my first try. If I have time I'll actually write a _good_ one :)