1 TPS report
1 Memo about the TPS report
1 Stapler
1 Simpsons Treehouse of Horror playset
1 Gorn
1 Andorian
1 OzzyOsbourne Matchbox "Madman Van"
1 farside calendar
1 rear view mirror from a car
1 y2k bug plush toy
1 2.4 GhZ antenna made out a Dole Pineapple can
1 self portrait done by coworkers 5 year old, "in case I forget what she looks like"
1 XL orange tiki cup of water
2 cups of coffee
2 other guys, one who calls himself "sergio", and speaks with an Italian accent, although it is not his real name, and he's not Italian
3 Monitors
3 PC's (including a Digital 5150, 150 mhz)
4 grey cube half hight walls
5 Simpson's PEZ dispensors - 1 filled for freaks who actually like pez
6 Burger King simpson toys
7 packets of ketchup
27 magazines
14,226 papers, notes, reports - 14,225 of which I'm not sure what they are, but I'm afraid to chuck them.
books, books, books...
Crap. One idiot who just spilled coffee down his shirt...
-OzzyOsbourne
