in reply to Name thyself, perl hacker

Some of the better humorous ones I've heard have been

I actually prefer serious titles given that I usually have to talk to clients, etc.

They describe the job, not the tools and don't require an explination when you give someone your card :)

If you need a semi-serious one how about 'Perl / RDBMS Developer'?

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