RE: The YAPC Quest

[swiftone]

Doesn't compile, but it passes perl -c

my($male); package Is_Big;

SO:

y/don't/you/;
tie $ME, DOWN, @home,
  $in{ bed },
    $tonight;
open( Your, "interfaces");
close( Your_eyes );

for my $kiss (@least){}

[neshura]

I like the use of tie, but the first line is far too blatant (and shows a tendency to assume far too much)

the rest of it is pretty great! I'd go for it, sans first line.

(swiftone++)

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